Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE